Seems We Don't Need Cold Fusion

Most of yesterday we spent talking a lot about cold fusion and the cure for AIDS, why we need them, what was in the way of getting them, how great life would be if we could have them, and some potential ideas about where unicorns with their life saving farts might be hiding.

At the end of the day, our CEO walks in for a chat, and eventualy let's us know that cold fusion is no longer needed, as the fusion we have is just fine, just perfect, couldn't be better, best fusion ever, why would we even bother with cold fusion? But maybe, if we can find a unicorn somewhere, and if maybe we we can capture some of the wind it might have passed, then perhaps he would take a whiff. Maybe.

Where did I put that unicorn net?

Inventing Cold Fusion

There are times when company officers are tormented by the recession devils, poked by declining revenues, prodded by financial analysts, and terrified of a market place that's changing so fast you can barely keep up with the buzz words.

Sometimes when times like that happen, a high-up Ivory Tower dweller will decided to pull together a group of his best and brightest. This action team or strike team or blue ribbon panel will be given the task to figure out how to make everything better, how to sell more stuff, how to make the stock price go back up, how make those recession devils go away.

Today, I will be a part of such a group. And our task, as I see it, is do the equivilant of inventing cold fusion while curing AIDS with unicorn farts. Good luck to us.