How to get a job -- It is easy!

Warriors, do you know what works in a job interview?

Just be nice. Smile. But not like a crazy person. Like a pleasant person.

Act like you want to work here, but don’t act like you want to be CEO tomorrow.

Know a few things about the products we make, but don’t tell me how to do my job.

You want me to feel like we will be friendly, if not friends.

You don’t want me to feel like you expect to have my job in a few months, if not a few weeks.

Be enthusiastic, but not fanatical. Confident, but not arrogant. Complimentary, but not ass kissing.

And spell check your fucking resume. Moron.

Do all that, and you might be surprised at how easy it is to get a gig. With me anyway.